AAH!!!!

This is how a normal printer works:
-You put a piece of paper in
-You tell it what picture or document to print
- It sucks in the paper,
-It prints
-It spits out your picture or document

This is how my printers work:
-You put a piece of paper in
-You tell it what to print
-It tricks you by printing the first thing normally
-The second time, it sucks in your paper
-Then, it crumples it up and rips it to shreds
- It spits your mangled paper back out
-Then it prints on itself
Oh and the mangled paper you receive is covered in random blobs of ink.

This is what I get for actually attempting to be proactive this weekend.

Normally, on weekends I just sleep in, sit around the house, and do nothing. This weekend however, I had plans. My plans were; start scrapbook I have wanted to start for years, write and print stuff out for revision, blog, and work on my coin collection.
3 out of 4 have so far failed. Well, until now. Now 2 out of 3 have failed.
This is how my morning went:
I got up and ran with my computer downstairs so that I could start scrapbooking. Then, I encountered an hour of printing on printers who obviously DO NOT like me. Then, I decided to screw the idea of printing for FREE at home on MY printers and just order them online at Target which would be uber expensive. So, I went to Target.com, which promptly froze my computer for an hour. Either that or the printers' minds of hatred transferred into my computer, because after many attempt of Force Closing Safari, my computer informed me that, "Safari had over-ruled your force shut-down." Eventually, however, it worked. EEP. Let's hope my printers eventually work for me or we come to some sort of agreement in peace. Hmm.